Bum Auction- HIghest bidder smokes crack with Katie and Jack
This will take place in Somalia, which has been in a state of anarchy for years, making this non-illegal. You must find your own form of transportation to said area. Bidding starts at fifty dollars, Bidding will end at september 21st, four pm. This is a once in a lifetime oppurtunity! Jack has only smoked crack once, Katie has never done it before! (sidenote: Jack says crack made him feel weird, even abnormal.) Bidding starts.... 3..2..1.. NOW!
"THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT CHANCE...JACK AND KATIE ARE HOT"--PARIS HILTON
"I'D SELL MY BABY FOR CHANCE LIKE THIS...BUT I'D DANGLE HIM FROM A BALCONY FIRST" --MICHEAL JACKSON, FORMER KING OF POP.
" SMOKING CRACK IS NUTRITIOUS!"-- DR. BOB
"I CAN'T WAIT TO INCARCERATE THESE BASTARDS"-- SGT. MOUSTACHE, VANCOUVER P.D.
BID NOW!
(disclaimer: Jack and Katie accpt no responsibility for injury, death, lost or stolen articles)
(C) 2006
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Umm, I'll go ahead and bid a broken toothbrush, a safeway bag full of dog hair, a beer and half a smoke. Anyways I think I met you (katie, not jack) in Winnipeg during the summer, you were riding the rails with some other chick, we sat and had a beer in osbourne, you probobly don't remember, but I recognized the person in the photo so I thought I'd see whether my stoner memory pulled through for me for once, or whether I'm just crazy.
t'wasn't me, I know becaaaaaaaaaaause even though my memory is terrible, I will never forget that *sob* I'm allergic to beer. I think, actually, you win the auction. Besides our celebrity bids, I think you've been the only one... going once- twice, and....?